How many words does it take to tell a Bible story?

Rumor has it that Ernest Hemingway was challenged to write a novel in six words and wrote: For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.

Larry Smith in 2006 built on the idea by asking people to write their life memoir in six words and I adapted it yet again on Friday when I asked my Junior 2 (8th grade) students to write about one of their trips in six words for our unit on travel.

{Before we got to them writing their stories I had them guess the back story. Granted it was early on a Friday morning, but I wasn’t very impressed by their uninspired “it’s a newspaper ad.” So I told them a moving tale about a young woman who died in childbirth after months of preparing for the birth of her first child and how the baby died in her father’s arms an hour after she was born. Even junior high boys love a dramatic tale in China! I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t applause at the end.}

Six word travel stories

Turns out, word terseness is fun.

I’ve been writing six word stories on pieces of paper scattered around my apartment and thought I’d share try my hand at Bible stories. Can you recognize these?

Five stones. One Giant. Sling ready.

Gone fishing for men. Nets optional.

Get new wife … won’t prance naked!

Watch: dry bones come to life!

May it be as you said.

Don’t know him. Why’s rooster crowing?

Dreaming brother rescues family from famine.

Kill Uriah. Problem solved. Oh really?

Thanks for pass on human excrement!

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Which one did you like? Or, tell your own six word story in the comments — could be a travel story, a bible story, or your memoir. Have fun!

How to treat a burn when it’s relational {vintage}

I’ve had a crazy week :).Combine distance of the training center I worked at this week (teacher from Guangdong, so fun!) and Beijing traffic and you’ve got a recipe that results in leaving the house one morning at 6:30 and being 15 minutes late to an 8:20 a.m. class. True story. So instead of slapping a post together, here’s one from last June. Thanks for understanding! Amy

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While cooking lunch this spring, a colleague’s gas stove had a mini-explosion and she experienced second degree burns. Watching the process of treating physical burns had me wondering if similar lessons could be applied to less-literal, though not less-damaging burns.

Because we live in Eden Lost, we know what it’s like to be burnt by one another (and sadly how to use our words and actions to burn others).  We can experience first, second and third degree relational burns.

Want to know how creative we have gotten at burning one another? Here is a short list of burn victims:

  • Esau – burnt by his brother and mother
  • Jacob—burnt by his father-in-law
  • Blind man – by gossip (was it his sin or his parents’)
  • David – burnt by Saul … again and again
  • Uriah – burned by his commander-in-chief, David
  • Moses—burnt by those he was leading
  • Naomi –burnt by life’s experiences (famine, relocating, death of loved ones and desires)
  • Tamar—burnt by her brother
  • Jesus—burnt by a kiss from a friend (and really, us all!)
  • Elijah—burnt by exhaustion
  • Mary—burnt by words said against her son
  • Mary and Martha—burnt by the delayed response of Jesus
  • Jeremiah—burnt by people’s non-responsiveness
  • Joseph—burnt by his brothers, later his employer’s wife, and later still by someone who forgot him
  • Jonah—burnt by perceived unfairness of God

Burnt by family, the government, leaders, friends, strangers, those we are to serve, life experiences, gossip, even at times it seems by God. This is most definitely not an exhaustive list and as you read this, you could add your own name and way of being burnt to it.

Among those listed, we know that not all healed from their injuries. Healing, sadly, is not a given. However, there are –I want to avoid over simplifying the process – actions that we can borrow from treating a physical burn and apply them to emotional and relational burns.

  1. Admit you’ve been burnt. This seems too obvious to state, but if you don’t admit that something has happened, you will live with this wound, that though others may not see, they will know something has happened to you.
  2. Get help – at times this will involve professionals. If you’ve gotten a second or third degree burn you are probably going to need expertise beyond your mom, school nurse, or good friend.
  3. Your wound will need to be cleaned out and this may involve scraping off dead skin. If you don’t scrap, you run the risk of infection that could spread beyond the original area wounded.
  4. It will hurt to clean and re-bandage the wounds, but you will need to do this on a regular basis until healing occurs.
  5. Monitor for signs of infection and be faithful in taking antibiotics.
  6. Lean hard into community. Let them cook for you, carry you, and spend time with you. Do not feel that you need to reach out to them at that time.
  7. The process might take a lot more time than you would choose. I’m sorry.
  8. As you do one through seven, pray. In the Psalms David models howling out to God in the midst of life’s trials while weaving in God’s faithfulness and David’s dependence on God. You can do likewise.

Physical burns need to be treated immediately, the main change I’d make to relational burns is that the timing of treating it probably will start later and go longer.

I don’t want to minimize the real pain and loss that burning causes, whether by the sun, by cooking, or by the hands of another. But God has not abandoned us in Eden lost and you can heal and out of your experience, minister to others in their time of need. {And if you’ve burnt someone, it is never too late to confess and repent.}

Question: what’s helped you heal from a relational burn?

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