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These Jokes Will Tickle Your Pi Bone

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi.

You saw that one coming, didn’t you? How about these:

Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Cow pi.

Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.

Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Eskimo pi.

Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a la mode.

Mathematician: Pi r squared
Baker: No! Pie are round, cake are square!

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?
A: Because he needed a filling!

Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry

Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: “You’ve got some crust.”

Q: Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?
A: Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!

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How about this one:

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(More coming tomorrow! and don’t forget about Pi-ku … be ready to share.)

And for all you engineers:

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they want to measure it, and have all the time they need.

The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.

The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures.

And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.

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You’re welcome. OK, truth time, which joke did you at least chuckle at :). I know you did!

Until tomorrow, :) Amy

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My name is Amy and I live in the messy middle of life. I have been Redeemed from permanent muck and live with the tension of the Already and Not Yet.

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  1. Elizabeth Trotter says

    March 12, 2015 at 8:11 am

    The engineer joke for sure! Thanks for that!

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